so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
