I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I love how you send me nude pics of girls you're fucking and name them by which city they're in instead of their name. "This is Nashville, this is Tupelo, this is Jackson..."
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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