But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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