There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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