Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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