What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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