spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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