For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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