Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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