you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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