You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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