I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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