bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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