Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
it glows. i had to have it.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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