uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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