I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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