i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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