Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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