I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize