So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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