I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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