So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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