friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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