I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
