i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
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