obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Randomize
