You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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