I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
i drank out of a bidet.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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