She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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