Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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