i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
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