Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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