found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
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