The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
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