She is in my trunk
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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