So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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