I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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