Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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