My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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