at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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