Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
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