Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
this will be a night to untag.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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