doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
You took a bar mat shot.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
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