sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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