well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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