How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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