one might say we're banned from that church
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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