Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
She's the barista slut.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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