I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
this beer tastes like vomit already
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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