you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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