people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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