those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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