Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
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