I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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