I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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