guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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