So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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